31 Valentines Day Poems To Make Him Laugh Until He Snorts

1. Cupid’s Misfire

Oh my sweet, when Cupid took his aim,
It seems he must’ve mixed up the game.
Instead of hearts, we’re laughing hard,
With jokes and giggles in our yard.
Love’s arrow slipped, but still, we’re hit,
In fits of laughter, together we sit.
A funny valentine, you are my delight,
Even Cupid’s error feels just right!

2. Love Potion Mishap

In the lab of affection where our love brew bubbled,
A mishap occurred, and oh, how we chuckled!
The concoction turned our whispers to roars,
Hearts thumping in rhythm—love’s wild outdoors.
A potion gone wild, but through laughter, we kissed,
Our chemistry perfect, a romantic twist.

3. The Heart-Shaped Pizza Fiasco

My love, we sought a slice of nirvana,
In pizzas twinned like cheesy fauna,
A heart shape, we ordered, my dearest mister,
Yet, served was a pie, akin to a blistery blister.
In laughter, our perfect date turned astray,
The heart-shaped pizza fiasco, our love’s gourmet ballet.

4. Ode to Your Snoring

My dear, your snores are melodies,
Sweet symphonies in the night.
With each resounding timber chord,
My heart takes flight, delight.

A love song, deep and rumbling,
My serenade of logs sawing.
In dreams, you’re my baritone—
My valentine, darling, snore on.

5. Chocolate-Covered Pickles

My sweet, you’re quite the dilly delight,
A chocolate-covered pickle in my sight.
Crisp and quirky, a savory mix,
With a cocoa kiss I’m quite transfixed.
On Valentine’s Day, let’s not bicker,
You’re my beloved, my tangy snicker.
Love’s odd treat, who could’ve reckoned?
In your arms, my taste buds beckon.

6. My Valentine

You’re the peanut to my butter,
The sweetest jam in life’s clutter,
You snore loud without shame,
Yet my heart, you solely claim.
You’re the tickle in my laughter,
My ever after, my heart’s crafter,
Though you can’t fix a leaky line,
Forever and always, My Valentine.

7. the Couch Potato

My darling spud, my couch-bound beau,
On Valentine’s, we’ll take it slow.
Your remote skills make my heart flutter,
As we binge-watch, I can’t help but mutter,
“How is one man so hot yet chill?
Our sofa love, it fits the bill!”

8. Romance in the Laundromat

Laundry day, hearts in a spin,
Fabrics entwined like our original sin.
Amidst soap suds and lost socks’ fate,
I found my heart’s tumbling mate.
Iron out your worries, don’t you fret,
Our love’s cycle, the best one yet!
So fold me close, my charming brat,
True romance blossoms in the laundromat.

9. The Ballad of the Burnt Pancakes

Oh, my sweet, with laughter in his eyes,
Whisking love, beneath the morning skies.
A sizzle, a flip, a smoky embrace,
Our kitchen’s serenade, a charred trace.
Pancakes burnt, yet hearts aflame,
In this culinary mishap, I find no shame.
Amidst the batter, our affection expands,
A ballad born, in your buttery hands.

10. Socks and Sandals Love

My dearest, you rock those socks and sandals,
A trend that’s certainly hard to handle.
But on this love-filled Valentine’s spree,
Your fashion faux-pas is dear to me.
With laughter and love that never dwindles,
We’re the cozy duo, just like socks with thonged thimbles.

11. My Knight in Shining Armor…Rust Included

In chainmail of love, slightly tinged with rust,
On noble steed, you gallop to my side,
In you, my darling, forever I trust,
Even if your armor’s less than bona fide.

Armored heart, valiant spirit, laughter we share,
My Knight in Shining Armor, unparalleled, rare.

12. The Mystery of the Missing Remote

In our love’s cozy den, remote’s gone again,
Hiding in couch creases, like my heart you’ve stolen.
Your chuckles echo in my tickled soul,
As we search cushions, your smile my sweet patrol.
Found not in the sofa’s fold,
But in your hand – our love story, retold.

13. Love Song for a Gamer

In pixelated worlds, our hearts entwined,
Controller in hand, your gaze finds mine.
Through quests and battles, side by side,
In every respawn, with you I’ll abide.
Oh, my player two, you’re such a charmer,
You’ve won my heart—a true love gamer.

14. Our Romantic Dinner at the Drive-Thru

Beneath the golden arches, our love finds its glow,
Burgers and fries, with ketchup hearts in tow.
Drive-thru romance, a feast in our car nook,
Your laughter rings, as love’s order we book.
Sipping milkshakes, two straws, a cheesy grin shared,
In fast food bliss, nothing else compared.

15. The Saga of Your Lost Car Keys

Beneath the couch, they play hide and seek,
Slipping from pockets, quiet and meek.
On Valentine’s Day, I searched with a sigh,
For the keys to your heart, not the car we drive by.
Laugh, my sweet, they’re not truly astray,
Our love’s the compass, guiding our way.

16. Serenade to Your Hilarious Dance Moves

Sway into my heart with your two-left-feet tango,
With every step, my love, you unravel my lingo.
Twirl me in the comedy of your embrace,
Shuffle and slide, in Cupid’s own grace.
Our laughter intertwines, a sweet, rhythmic prose,
A serenade of love, where hilarity overflows.

17. The Epic of the Overflowing Dishwasher

My love for you, like unwashed spoons,
Grows stronger ‘neath the silver moons.
Your laughter spills, much like the suds,
From dishwashers in sudsy floods.
We’ll bask in love’s relentless power,
Despite the dishes we’ll empower.
Together, hearts and plates we’ll rinse,
Each overflow with love, convince.

18. Ode to Your Love of Barbecue Sauce

Oh my grill master, my sweet Valentine,
Your love for sauce, a tangy, smoky line.
Sticky fingers, a kiss, flavors embrace,
Our hearts marinate in this zesty space.
Basting love’s ribs in spicy, saucy lace,
You sizzle my heart, win the barbecue race!

19. The Sonnet of Squeaky Sneakers

In love’s hallowed halls we sneak,
On squeaky soles, no need to speak,
Each step a symphony so chic,
Your laughter, my heart’s peak.

With every squeak, my knees go weak,
Smitten by your playful critique,
So this Valentine’s, let’s hit our streak,
In sneakers, love’s unique mystique.

20. Love in the Time of Lost WiFi

My dearest, let’s not fret or sigh,
When screens go dark, and Wi-Fi’s shy.
Our love’s connected, not by bytes,
But heart emojis lit so bright.

When signals fade — our laughter won’t,
We’ll share a meme, just old-school don’t!
This Valentine’s, we’re truly free,
Offline, my love, just you and me.

21. Misadventures in DIY Valentine’s Gifts

Misadventures in crafting, our love’s silly proof,
Glue on fingers, glitter gone aloof.
A card bent awkward, hearts not quite aligned,
Yet in this charming chaos, our laughter entwined.
Homemade disasters, a gift-giving spoof,
But every blunder, dear, just shows our love’s true roof.

22. The Tale of the Overcooked Steak

On Valentine’s, we yearned for romance, neat,
But darling, you presented overcooked meat.
With charred edges, tough as old leather,
We laughed, locking eyes, in this debacle together.
For love isn’t judged by a steak’s feat,
But the joy in your smile, oh so sweet.

23. Whispering Sweet Nothings to Siri

On this Valentine’s, my dear tech-bound beau,
I whisper sweet nothings to Siri so low.
Voice-activated love, gigabytes of charm,
Tickling her circuits without any harm.
“Hey Siri,” I jest, with a digital sigh,
“Find me a love that won’t say goodbye.”

AI affection in zeroes and ones,
We laugh ‘neath the glow of our screens, not the suns.
Siri, my helper, in your code I confide,
My technophile heart, with you by my side.

24. A Haiku for Your Dad Jokes

Your puns, my chuckle,
Love wrapped in a playful joke,
Our hearts’ sweet giggle.

Corniest lines bloom,
Laughter in our love’s costume,
Your humor, my swoon.

With each jest you craft,
Affection in every draft,
You, my funny raft.

Amidst roses red,
Your dad jokes, a comic thread,
My laughter freely shed.

25. The Chronicles of Your Quirky Collection

In the trove of your eccentric stash,
Lies a medley that’s nothing but flash.
From bobbleheads to comic lore,
You’ve collected my heart and so much more.
On Valentine’s, it’s clear, my affection,
Grows wild for your quirky collection.
So let’s celebrate, my comic knight,
Your love’s the ultimate collector’s delight!

26. Cupid’s Day Off

When Cupid takes a holiday, fret not my dear;
I’ve got love’s bow and arrow right here.
With chocolates in hand and a grin so wide,
I aim for your heart – there’s no place to hide.
We’re flying solo, with love in full spin,
When we’re the arrows, it’s a guaranteed win!

27. The Serenade of Snoring and Cuddling

In the tender hush of night we lie,
Your gentle snore’s a song so sweet—
With every breath, my heart takes flight,
In our cocoon where love does meet.

We spoon in sync, a perfect fit,
Laughter dances in the shuffle—
In love’s snug snuggle, we admit,
Our serenade’s a cozy muffle.

28. A Limerick for Your Love of Karaoke

In a dive where the spotlights did glow,
My heart sang as you took the mic, whoa!
With each off-key note,
In love, more I’d float,
Our quirky duet, love’s karaoke show.

(With a chuckle and giggle between us, our affection amplifies with every tune, blossoming under the melody of our karaoke love.)

29. Our Love Story: Featuring Your Two Left Feet

Ode to the Dancer with Feet of a Pair,
Whose steps make me giggle with nary a care.
Our waltz may have stumbles, a trip, or a slide,
But each quirky misstep, you take in your stride.
With love in our laughter and hands intertwined,
Your two left feet, my heart doth find.

30. The Ballad of the Forgotten Anniversary

Oh dear, our day slipped by, unnoticed, quiet,
A blunder humorous, but please, don’t riot.
Our love’s too grand for just a calendar’s affair,
Yet still I chuckle as I stand contrite,
Forgive me, love, for this amnesiac’s err.
Here’s a ballad for us, for a love beyond compare.

31. Ode to the King of Dad Jokes

My dearest, my valentine, with wit so grand,
Your dad jokes, a scepter in comedic land.
Love chuckles through the halls and takes its throne,
Where punchlines bloom and groan-worthy seeds are sown.
Our hearts in laughter entwine and never forsake,
Oh King of Dad Jokes, you’re my favorite mistake.